this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe




fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude


my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky


reblog if misogyny and the wage gap are ruining your chill aesthetic  


when your brother won’t let your people go



lingerie options i am considering for my next lingerie purchases

  1. More La Fille d’o because…..i….really could just wear LFDO for the rest of my life, forever, just LFDO, happily, forever. 
  2. This L’Agent Set even tho I’d rather have it in green and the mainline version it stems from but that was released years ago and is impossible to find now sooooo. This is on sale for $50 so ya 
  3. This Mimi Holliday Bra I’m obsessed with


'babe, what's the safety word'

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