the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

feministroosterteeth:

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

this was actually really important to me because there are tons of reasons for a person being fairly non-verbal. i really liked the portrayal of this relationship because she knows he doesn’t like to talk and it’s not really portrayed as problem for her, it’s not a problem for their relationship, she accepts him for who he is. but she knows that babies need communication for development and he cares about his baby so much that he makes such an effort to do it even though it doesn’t come naturally to him. and it’s so natural in that last scene, it’s so clear he does it all the time and i just really liked this part.

hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

blackturtleneckgirl:

I’m ready to go

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

in greece we have this expression for when everything is going wrong and you’re sick of a situation, which basically translates as “ughhhh Zeus is getting fucked”
i am not kidding

anothertravelblogorwhatever:

View of Rome and St. Peter’s dome from the top of the Spanish Steps.

(Seriously, go to the steps EARLY. Like, before the sun comes up. There will be no one there.)

Piazza di Spagna, Rome

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