*steps over the border into california*
*red hot chili peppers plays*
me as hell
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make yourself comfortable i’ll just bring the popcorn and then we can proceed
What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…
i’m feeling very attacked right now
WHAT THE FUCK??? TheRE’S MORE OF THEM???
the guy who leaked jen lawrence’s nudes deserves to get titty fucked by an old smelly man
on the bright side her body is so amazing wtf im not sure if I wanna be her or on her wtf wtffff